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Fanfic100 - 01 Beginnings
Title: Perfect Fit
Pairing: Nolian, if you squint A LOT.
Rating: U
Word Count: 205
Summary: The birth of Howard Moon and Vince Noir
Disclaimer: As if.
A/N: Just a silly pure dialogue thing while I struggle through my many other Boosh fics ;D My LTD
‘How about… Derek.’
‘No.’
‘Why not?’
‘Derek wouldn’t suit the character.’
‘I bet it would.’
‘It wouldn’t!’
‘It would! Let Derek come to life!’
‘Noel, I’m not calling him Derek. Think of something else.’
‘I want his second name to Noir, all dark and mysterious.’
‘Yours or mine?’
‘Mine, obviously. Yours would be something boring, like… Smith.’
‘Inventive.’
‘I know.’
‘What about you, then? Got any first names yet? Carol, maybe?’
‘As if. I was thinking… Juliet. And we would could call yours Romeo!’
‘Shut up.’
‘Andrew?’
‘Vivian?’
‘Actually, I like Vince!’
‘What sort of name is that?’
‘Vince and… Paul.’
‘No.’
‘Peter?’
‘No!’
‘Howard?’
‘N-… yeah.’
‘What, Vince and Howard?’
‘Yeah, that would work!’
‘Howard what, though?’
‘Shut it. One step at a time, yeah?’
‘Moon would be good. We could be Noir and Moon, imagine that!’
‘You’re getting far too excited about this, you know. It’s just names.’
‘Yeah, so, it’s all about the characters! That’s what they’ll be chanting in the streets!’
‘Chanting in the streets? You’ve gone wrong.’
‘Think about it, yeah? We might be stuck with these characters for the rest of our lives. They’ve got to have good, timeless names!’
‘What, like Howard Moon?’
‘And Vince Noir.’
Sigh. ‘Fine.’
Pairing: Nolian, if you squint A LOT.
Rating: U
Word Count: 205
Summary: The birth of Howard Moon and Vince Noir
Disclaimer: As if.
A/N: Just a silly pure dialogue thing while I struggle through my many other Boosh fics ;D My LTD
‘How about… Derek.’
‘No.’
‘Why not?’
‘Derek wouldn’t suit the character.’
‘I bet it would.’
‘It wouldn’t!’
‘It would! Let Derek come to life!’
‘Noel, I’m not calling him Derek. Think of something else.’
‘I want his second name to Noir, all dark and mysterious.’
‘Yours or mine?’
‘Mine, obviously. Yours would be something boring, like… Smith.’
‘Inventive.’
‘I know.’
‘What about you, then? Got any first names yet? Carol, maybe?’
‘As if. I was thinking… Juliet. And we would could call yours Romeo!’
‘Shut up.’
‘Andrew?’
‘Vivian?’
‘Actually, I like Vince!’
‘What sort of name is that?’
‘Vince and… Paul.’
‘No.’
‘Peter?’
‘No!’
‘Howard?’
‘N-… yeah.’
‘What, Vince and Howard?’
‘Yeah, that would work!’
‘Howard what, though?’
‘Shut it. One step at a time, yeah?’
‘Moon would be good. We could be Noir and Moon, imagine that!’
‘You’re getting far too excited about this, you know. It’s just names.’
‘Yeah, so, it’s all about the characters! That’s what they’ll be chanting in the streets!’
‘Chanting in the streets? You’ve gone wrong.’
‘Think about it, yeah? We might be stuck with these characters for the rest of our lives. They’ve got to have good, timeless names!’
‘What, like Howard Moon?’
‘And Vince Noir.’
Sigh. ‘Fine.’